Piranha 3-D Movie Review 5.5/10/

This is an homage film to the creature films of the 70's and 80's. Its not complicated, its not fancy, but it also doesn't take itself seriously. This film wasn't the result of some idiot guys going hey, people are stupid I bet they would like a movie about piranhas. (anaconda anyone?) Its the result of some guys going "hey remember those cool creature features from the 70's and 80's? It would be really cool if we made a tribute to those old films." As it is, its simple, gory, and filled with ridiculous over the top characters. Did I mention its gory? Really, really gory. Not Asian horror gory that makes you shutter and have nightmares, but American movie gory where its just so over the top and ridiculous that it just makes you laugh. If you enjoy cheesy old horror movies this is without a doubt the film for you. If you don't like that sort of thing, its 100% not for you. Oh yea, there are also a lot of nudity. And some really creative nude cinematography. And it has Jerry O'Connell and Elizabeth Shue (she is still hot) in it, so you can't go wrong really.